how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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