i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
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The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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