kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
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Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
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