My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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