He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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