Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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