sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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