dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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