I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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