i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
