This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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