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my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
where am i from again
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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