I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
