Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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