He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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