We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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