Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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