my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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