she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
So much rum. So many feels.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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