do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
