no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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