I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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