I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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