when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
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if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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