David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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