But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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