love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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