I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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