I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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