omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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