We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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