Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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