you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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