You were right. It hurts to walk today.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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