But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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