im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
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Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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