I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
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The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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