Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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