there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
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you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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