he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
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there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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