32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I need to calm my uterus...
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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