haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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