i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
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something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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