North Korea, Best Korea!
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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