People with herpes should wear stickers.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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