So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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