i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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