I hope mine doesn't look like that
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
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just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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