talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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