my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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