I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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