that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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