Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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