I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
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I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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