im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
wow bdsm is so cute
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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