I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Houston, we have a squirter
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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