He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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